A-Rod Threw J Lo The Best 50th Birthday Party In History - I Refuse To Believe J Lo Is 50 Years Old

Last night J-Lo celebrated her 50th birthday party at Gloria Estefan’s $32 million Miami mansion. It looked, as the kids say, lit.

I’m willing to guarantee there’s never been a 50th birthday party more fun than J-Lo’s last night. A-Rod, Khaled, Ashanti, and a countless other celebs in attendance. Everyone dressed in white except for the queen who was in gold. Her cake was a billion layers and probably cost more to make than most of our salaries.

I’m not entirely sure if Big Cat was not invited because of his first encounter with J-Lo, but there’s rumors swirling that’s true.

Tough. Anyways, I think it’s insane that J-Lo is 50 years old. That just seems incorrect. She’s not a day over 31 in my mind. Jennifer Lopez is not 50 years old.

Long live J-Rod